Frankisms

The consolidated quotes of "Frank E. Sims" as heard by his co-workers.
April 1
“ I make no promises, so I don’t have to keep them; I have no expectations, therefore I am never disappointed. Frank
February 19
“ If you rob Peter to pay Paul, Peter might get sore. And nobody has a good day with a sore Peter. Frank
November 3
“ Trying to figure out who’s doing what to who, how often, why, and whether or not they like it. Frank
October 24
“ It’s all good… Frank
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“ They do it for the same reason dogs lick themselves…because they can. Frank
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“ like a monkey ‘making love’ to a football… Frank
October 22
“ That’s like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end. Frank
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“ Somebody medicate me Frank
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“ Life is easy when you’re brain dead Frank
October 21
“ It’s like wettings in a sodium pile Frank