April 2010
1 post
“I make no promises, so I don’t have to keep them; I have no expectations,...”
– Frank
February 2009
1 post
“If you rob Peter to pay Paul, Peter might get sore. And nobody has a good day...”
– Frank
November 2008
1 post
“Trying to figure out who’s doing what to who, how often, why, and whether...”
– Frank
October 2008
18 posts
“It’s all good…”
– Frank
“They do it for the same reason dogs lick themselves…because they can.”
– Frank
“like a monkey ‘making love’ to a football…”
– Frank
“That’s like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end.”
– Frank
“Somebody medicate me”
– Frank
“Life is easy when you’re brain dead”
– Frank
“It’s like wettings in a sodium pile”
– Frank
“…and since I don’t look good in lipstick and fishnet...”
– Frank
“Its like verbal dysentary”
– Frank
“I’m just a freakin’ fashion slave”
– Frank
“Screw it…I’ll get another latte”
– Frank
“A camel is a horse designed by committee”
– Frank
“I live in fear…and I like it!”
– Frank
“If my dog had thumbs, he could build these things”
– Frank
“Now I know how Brittany Spears feels”
– Frank
“I’m about as excited as I can get without a prescription”
– Frank
“I should have called in drunk!”
– Frank
“…JAVA!”
– Frank