Frankisms

"If you rob Peter to pay Paul, Peter might get sore. And nobody has a good day with a sore Peter."

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:15:09 -0500

““If you rob Peter to pay Paul, Peter might get sore. And nobody has a good day with a sore Peter.””

- Frank

"Trying to figure out who’s doing what to who, how often, why, and whether or not they like it."

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 16:27:57 -0500

“Trying to figure out who’s doing what to who, how often, why, and whether or not they like it.”

- Frank

"It’s all good…"

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 12:55:47 -0400

“It’s all good…”

- Frank

"They do it for the same reason dogs lick themselves…because they can."

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 12:55:17 -0400

“They do it for the same reason dogs lick themselves…because they can.”

- Frank

"like a monkey ‘making love’ to a football…"

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 12:54:35 -0400

“like a monkey ‘making love’ to a football…”

- Frank

"That’s like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:20:01 -0400

“That’s like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end.”

- Frank

"Somebody medicate me"

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:19:31 -0400

“Somebody medicate me”

- Frank

"Life is easy when you’re brain dead"

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:19:15 -0400

“Life is easy when you’re brain dead”

- Frank

"It’s like wettings in a sodium pile"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 12:42:44 -0400

“It’s like wettings in a sodium pile”

- Frank

"…and since I don’t look good in lipstick and fishnet stockings…"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 12:42:08 -0400

“…and since I don’t look good in lipstick and fishnet stockings…”

- Frank

"Its like verbal dysentary"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 12:41:34 -0400

“Its like verbal dysentary”

- Frank

"I’m just a freakin’ fashion slave"

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 11:48:02 -0400

“I’m just a freakin’ fashion slave”

- Frank

"Screw it…I’ll get another latte"

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 11:47:21 -0400

“Screw it…I’ll get another latte”

- Frank

"A camel is a horse designed by committee"

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 11:47:00 -0400

“A camel is a horse designed by committee”

- Frank

"I live in fear…and I like it!"

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 10:32:00 -0400

“I live in fear…and I like it!”

- Frank

"If my dog had thumbs, he could build these things"

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 10:31:00 -0400

“If my dog had thumbs, he could build these things”

- Frank

"Now I know how Brittany Spears feels"

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 10:30:25 -0400

“Now I know how Brittany Spears feels”

- Frank

"I’m about as excited as I can get without a prescription"

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 14:01:50 -0400

“I’m about as excited as I can get without a prescription”

- Frank

"I should have called in drunk!"

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 14:00:22 -0400

“I should have called in drunk!”

- Frank

"…JAVA!"

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:09:35 -0400

“…JAVA!”

- Frank